Hop Hooligans Why the Long Face?

A horse walks into a bar.And now you're all waiting for the punchline.Nobody’s considering that the horse actually had a really bad day.He’s making too few bucks at work. His nightmare of a wife ran away with his stallion neighbour.Plus he hasn't been hitting the hay that much lately. Nothing in his life is stable anymore!Pretty sure he's not in the mood for someone else's manure.So quit foaling around, pony up, saddle up, and hoof it outta here!And stop it with the puns!