Funky Fluid Gelato: Bianco

Name: Funky Fluid Gelato: Bianco
Brand: Beer
SKU: 6786404f1603da92880d1522
Availability: OutOfStock
Rating: 3.94 (60 reviews)

Sour Ale 5.5 º

Funky Fluid

This Wild Specialty Beer delivers a decadent, smoothie-like sensory experience, leaning into the brewery's signature "gelato" profile. Dominant aromas of pungent white guava and floral lychee are layered over a creamy base of ripe banana. The addition of marshmallows and vanilla creates a confectionery sweetness that rounds out the sharp lactic acidity of the base beer. On the palate, the thick, velvety texture mimics a tropical dessert, balancing the tartness of the fruit with a lingering, sugary finish. It is a vibrant, fruit-forward composition where the exotic tropical notes are anchored by a plush, dessert-inspired richness and significant residual body.

Appearance. Opaque and dense, resembling a fruit smoothie; pale, creamy yellow-white in color. Minimal white head with poor retention and no lacing, which is typical for styles with high fruit oil and sugar content.

Aroma. High intensity; immediate punch of tropical white guava and sweet, floral lychee. Noticeable ripe banana provides a soft, fruity backdrop. Strong confectionery notes of marshmallow and creamy vanilla blend with a clean, sharp lactic tartness, with no hop aroma or malt-derived toastiness.

Taste. Initial impression is a burst of tart tropical fruit, quickly followed by a thick, marshmallow sweetness. Guava and lychee provide a vibrant, acidic core, while banana adds sweetness and depth. Hop bitterness is absent. The finish is long and sweet with lingering notes of vanilla and tropical fruit nectar, balanced by a gentle lactic tang.

Mouthfeel. Full-bodied and viscous with a creamy, mouth-coating texture. Carbonation is low to moderate, serving to lift the heavy fruit solids. Alcohol warmth is negligible, keeping the focus on the dense, gelato-like consistency and smooth delivery.

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