5 Ratings

Funky Fluid Free Cloudy

Name: Funky Fluid Free Cloudy
Brand: Beer
SKU: 6633c05c1603da2944cef37d
Rating: 3.5 (5 reviews)

This non-alcoholic interpretation of a New England IPA delivers a vibrant sensory experience despite its minimal alcohol content. The beer presents a signature dense haze and a persistent, frothy white head. On the nose, intense aromas of tropical fruits—specifically mango, pineapple, and passion fruit—dominate, reflecting a punchy hop profile characteristic of the American IPA style. The palate is defined by a refreshing juiciness and a surprisingly firm bitterness that balances the light, grainy malt backbone. It finishes clean and crisp, offering the hop-forward complexity and aromatic depth of a full-strength hazy ale in a remarkably sessionable, alcohol-free format.

Appearance. 6 SRM (Medium gold). Opaque, hazy appearance with a medium-sized, white, creamy head showing good persistence and lacing.

Aroma. High intensity hop aroma featuring prominent tropical fruit, citrus, and stone fruit notes. Low, clean, sweet-grainy maltiness supports the hop presentation. Fermentation is clean with no perceptible alcohol.

Taste. Initial impression is hop-forward with juicy tropical fruit and grapefruit pith. Medium-high hop bitterness is well-integrated against a low, bready malt background. The finish is medium-dry with a lingering, clean hoppy aftertaste and no harshness.

Mouthfeel. Medium-light body with a smooth, slightly soft texture. Moderate to medium-high carbonation. No alcohol warmth is present, and the beer is free from astringency.

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