Funky Fluid Dark Matter

Name: Funky Fluid Dark Matter
Brand: Beer
SKU: 691080261603daab991fe6c5
Rating: 3.93 (641 reviews)

Imperial Stout 13 º

Funky Fluid

Dark Matter is an opulent and viscous Imperial Stout that delivers an intense, dessert-like sensory experience. A massive 30 Plato base creates a velvety, full-bodied canvas for layers of dark chocolate from cocoa nibs and the nutty, tropical richness of toasted coconut. Woody maple syrup and aromatic vanilla provide a complex sweetness that is further smoothed by the addition of milk sugar. While the 13% alcohol is potent, it is expertly integrated as a gentle, creeping warmth. The profile is anchored by deep roasted malts, ensuring the decadent adjuncts meld into a harmonious, albeit indulgent, finish of charred grain and confectionary richness.

Appearance. Jet black and completely opaque. Pours with a thick, deep tan to mocha-colored head with moderate retention. High viscosity is evident by prominent legs on the glass.

Aroma. High intensity with a complex blend of bittersweet chocolate, toasted coconut, and sweet maple syrup. Strong roasted malt character suggests espresso and charred oak, complemented by rich vanilla and a subtle creamy sweetness from lactose. Alcohol is noticeable but smooth, lacking any solvent-like sharpness.

Taste. Initial impression is intensely sweet and rich, immediately followed by layers of dark cocoa and toasted coconut. The maple syrup provides a woody, earthy sweetness, while the vanilla rounds out the mid-palate. Moderate roasted bitterness provides necessary balance against the milk sugar, preventing a cloying character. The finish is long and lingering, featuring notes of dark fruit, bitter chocolate, and smooth alcohol warmth.

Mouthfeel. Very full-bodied and viscous with a chewy, luscious, and velvety texture. Carbonation is low to moderate. A significant but well-integrated alcohol warmth is present, enhancing the beer's richness without being harsh.

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